Oh, do I have something on my face?



A ludacrispy, loquacious concoction.

Serves as many as needed.


Nomadic lifestyle

Heart of a homebody (with a catchy beat)

Poetry goggles

Eye rolls

A sweet tooth

 A vial of Ina Garten’s happy tears

Gently stir all ingredients together in your favorite bowl. Play some Hall and Oates, sway your hips. Let mixture sit and watch it rise to the mellifluous melodies of Daryl and John.

You just got yourself a kitchen dance partner, partner.


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